why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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