i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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