Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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