I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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