Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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