Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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