we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
This house was built for laser tag.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
