Plan B is the new Plan A
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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