I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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