I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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