Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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