Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize
