your thong is hanging out like whoa
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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