Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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