U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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