roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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