just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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