It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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