I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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