Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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