There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We named our party play list daddy issues
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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