Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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