Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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