When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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