He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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