genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Pants are for mortals
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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