what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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