Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We are all done wearing pants today
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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