super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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