So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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