Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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