you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
