There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
