I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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