My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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