we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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