Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
