I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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