Pregnant stripper...not hot.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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