But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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