grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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