? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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