Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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