yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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