I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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