he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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