problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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