Moan for me like Helen Keller
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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