I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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