I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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