who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Damn victory sex feels great
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