its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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