like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Text me some of your sweat
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
