I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
