seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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