U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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